idk-how-to-art:

Src: ♥

This is pretty much a cheat sheet.

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today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook

I don’t use facebook for a lot of reasons, but I feel like y’all could benefit from this little tidbit.

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child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

It has come to my attention that some of you didn’t know how to make pancakes. Here, let me help. This is a super easy tutorial using common utensils every household has just lying around. 

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chrispimentel:

emmyc:

crowbara:

matuska:

wannabeanimator:

This is one of the best design lessons you can ever learn. Straights vs. curves.

gfghhff those illustrationsss hffff

i always keep this in mind when designing characters or just drawing anything. it really is one the best things you can ever know.

aaahhh!! So beautiful and insightful

Amazing this is really gonna help me out alot

Not only is this a great tutorial, the example art is just gorgeous!

fuckingrecipes:

thecakebar:

Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}

IF YOU WANT TO BE A SUPER-FANCY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR BAKED GOODS

Super-fancy is the only type of asshole to be!

cyborglovesong:

I found these images in a folder on my hard drive. I remember I scanned them for someone once from a book. I figured I’d post them on here in case anyone is interested in some cat anatomy tips.

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beesmygod:

glitchdoll:

youngartist-city:

(kinda creepy)

This is like a diagram of positions I can’t hold my mouth in for any length of time without considerable pain.

my name is mok

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sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

For the record, Marlins are either:

or

/helping

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theresidentdevil:

(Open these next images in a new tab if you have issue seeing them!)

I hope this helps! ;u;

I basically just go through the same things with clothing and hair, so I didn’t bother with it.

Brushes used:

Marker tool, Dry brush, ink pen.

deletethestars:

O3O!

This is a lovely walkthrough.

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